You found us! We will send a spectacular bouquet of crap for you! We will say it for you!
DeadFlowers.US
617 - 548 - 6555
9am -6 pm Eastern Std Time
8am - 5pm Central Std Time
7 am - 4pm Mountain Std Time
6am - 3 pm Pacific Std Time
Dead Flower Bouquet (mixed) & DEAD ROSES
"When you don't care enough to send anything even resembling the very best!"
We GUARANTEE
THE WORST looking
bouquet of dead FLOWERS
that money can buy!!!
We'll make them look
like real CRAP!
ha,ha!
for delivery anywhere
in the
U.S.
****NEXT
DAY SERVICE MAY BE AVAILABLE****
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ORDER BY PHONE (only)
617-548-6555
...we'll include your message on a beaten up, ratty looking card!
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A FEW GREAT REASONS TO SEND
DeadFlower.US
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•Great for an "Over-the-Hill" Birthday gag!
•Great to send to an "Ex" (for any occassion)!
•Great way to show that you're pissed!
•Great for an April Fool's gag!
•Great for a Halloween prank!
•Great for any fun occasion!
•Great for anyone who
beats you at
anything!
•Be creative - concoct another reason to send
dead flowers,
and when you do, let us know!
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BOUQUETS of DEAD ROSES
(Choose
DEAD RED* or DEAD BLACK**ROSES.
Other colors may be available)
1 Doz DEAD ROSES...only $19.95 (makes a point!)
2 Doz Dead Roses ...only$38.95 (makes a statement!)
4 Doz Dead Roses ...only$75.95 (makes a statement!)
100 ROSES ...only $149.95(the mother of all dead flower bouquets)
* It may be necessary to subsitute colors, but we will try to adhere to your preference
** for BLACK(spray
painted)
ROSES add $9.95 extra per doz.
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BOUQUETS of DEAD FLOWERS
(the one pictured here really looks too good!)
•Mini - dead flower bouquet...$19.95
•Medium - deadflower bouquet...$24.95
•Large - dead flower bouquet ...$34.95 (pictured)
•Supreme –Duper dead flower bouquet... $45.95
•Super-Duper-Pooper Scooper dead flower bouquet $75.00
(this one really looks like sh-t!)
•Overly Ostentatious (show off) spectacular dead bouquet ... $100
(this one really piles it on!)
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Shipping & Handling for all items
2-4 day (average) S & H: $12.95- $19.95
Next day guaranteed delivery: $35.95
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Your order of DEAD FLOWERS
will be JAMMED into a package
with absolutely no care at all!
Guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!
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Fresh Flower
FOR SOMEONE REALLY SPECIAL,
SEND FRESH FLOWERS AND ROSES!
(Add $14.95 Per dozen roses or - for each mixed bouquet )
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Please note, that all prices may be somewhat higher at Valentines Day & Mother's Day!
Thank you!
DeadFlowers.US
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